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Welcome to the "Last Word Café".
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:42 pm
by FalcoColumbarius
Okay, this is how it goes: You can ~
- talk, articulate, babble, banter, blather, broach, chant, chat, chatter, chitchat, chew the fat, comment on, communicate, confess, converse, describe, discourse, discuss, commit dissertation, divulge, drawl, drone, express, flap one's tongue, gab, gabble, give voice to, gossip, grass, hold a huddle, influence, interact, interface, intone, lecture, notify, orate, palaver, parley, patter, persuade, prate, prattle, pronounce, relate, reveal, rhapsodise, run on, say, soliloquise, speak, spill the beans, spout, squeak, squeal, talk one's leg off, tell, tell all, pratique à la tête-à-tête, touch base, reach out and touch someone, negotiate damages, use, utter, vent, ventriloquise, verbalize, voice, yak ~
regarding just about anything, within reason. Courtesy is always called upon. Site rule 1.1.1 still applies ~ no slagging or slander. What goes on in the Last Word Café, stays in the Last Word Café.
Object of this exercise is to see who gets the last word in. Edgewise scores more points.
Falco.
P.S.: I would like to acknowledge Nitty's Coffee/Chocolate/Milo Lounge from Delica Club Australia for the idea.
Re: Welcome to the "Last Word Café".
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:27 pm
by cooper64
woohoo i am first through the doors

Re: Welcome to the "Last Word Café".
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:34 pm
by BCDelica
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Re: Welcome to the "Last Word Café".
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:10 pm
by Jsq
I love MILO...very delicious in a glass of cold milk!
Re: Welcome to the "Last Word Café".
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:12 pm
by BCDelica
cooper64 wrote:woohoo i am first through the doors

Dang, if I wasn't editing out the naughty words from my post I would have been first through the gate.
Mmmm, Milo bars
Re: Welcome to the "Last Word Café".
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:30 pm
by Jaz
Jsq wrote:I love MILO...very delicious in a glass of cold milk!
Mmmm, the Canadian stuff is NOT A PATCH on the Australian stuff... I have to get emergency supplies brought across with every visitor. Two big cans approaching next week = woo hoo!!
Re: Welcome to the "Last Word Café".
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:53 am
by Jsq
Jaz wrote:Jsq wrote:I love MILO...very delicious in a glass of cold milk!
Mmmm, the Canadian stuff is NOT A PATCH on the Australian stuff... I have to get emergency supplies brought across with every visitor. Two big cans approaching next week = woo hoo!!
X2...you lucky dog! Any chance of doubling up your 'shipment'? My original supply of Milo and Vegemite have run out. I've got no visitors coming...

LOL
Re: Welcome to the "Last Word Café".
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:37 am
by fmande
As I live in Australia I can go to my local shop and buy as much Milo and Vegimite as I want.
Sorry about that couldn't help myself.
regards David
Anyway g'day from Mount Compass in South Australia
Re: Welcome to the "Last Word Café".
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:01 am
by jaggedfish
Falco got me thinking... so I checked Answers.com for the last word in the dictionary...
ZZZ (used to represent the sound of a person snoring.)
That is an onamonapia. So it is technically not a word. It is actually zyzzyva, a South American weevil that tends to infect plants
Huh!... whoooda thunk?

Re: Welcome to the "Last Word Café".
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:14 am
by kb&2dogs
If you call in the next twenty minutes, because you know we can't do this all day, we'll double the offer, just add shipping and handling!
Re: Welcome to the "Last Word Café".
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:13 am
by loki
not sure about this Milo stuff but Thrifty's carries Vegemite and Marmite, not all stores will have both or either but I have seen both.
Re: Welcome to the "Last Word Café".
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:22 am
by Golf Cart
loki wrote:not sure about this Milo stuff but Thrifty's carries Vegemite and Marmite, not all stores will have both or either but I have seen both.
I think I've seen it in the "roof patch" aisle at Home Depot too.
Re: Welcome to the "Last Word Café".
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:24 am
by marsgal42
I tried vegemite once, when I went to Australia in 2002. I had nightmares afterward.
There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.
...laura who played Gimli Glider yesterday afternoon
Re: Welcome to the "Last Word Café".
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:51 am
by FalcoColumbarius
jaggedfish wrote:Falco got me thinking... so I checked Answers.com for the last word in the dictionary...
ZZZ (used to represent the sound of a person snoring.)
That is an onamonapia. So it is technically not a word. It is actually zyzzyva, a South American weevil that tends to infect plants
Huh!... whoooda thunk?

Crash is a word and that is onomatopoeia. But I tend to agree with you: ZZZ is more of an expressive sound.
Fmande, good to see you... Welcome to Delica Canada. Make yourself at home ~ pull up a pew and pour yourself a cuppa, as Nitty would put it.
Mmmmm..... Marmite ~ Thick extracts that taste like soy sauce spread over toast (done on one side only). I am drooling as I type this.
Falco.
Re: Welcome to the "Last Word Café".
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:53 pm
by Jaz
Jsq wrote:Jaz wrote:Jsq wrote:I love MILO...very delicious in a glass of cold milk!
Mmmm, the Canadian stuff is NOT A PATCH on the Australian stuff... I have to get emergency supplies brought across with every visitor. Two big cans approaching next week = woo hoo!!
X2...you lucky dog! Any chance of doubling up your 'shipment'? My original supply of Milo and Vegemite have run out. I've got no visitors coming...

LOL
It's mine, ALL MINE!!! Muh ha ha ha!
I can send you enough for a glass full ;)