BTW, there are several different trunk monkey videos, try searching for "trunk monkey" or "trunk monkeys" on Youtube. I've split several guts watching them.
Using a sasquatch version isn't necessary -- besides, the bad breath might give away their hiding place. And I wouldn'd like the thief to die of bad breath before being clubbed to death


"I could be just around the corner from heaven, or a mile from hell." -- Jackson Browne, "The road and the sky".