Yah, so you put helium in the front tires to move the front/rear balance of weight to the back -- although hydrogen would be even better, it is even lighter.mararmeisto wrote:Hydrogen would make the even LIGHTER!
But the rear tires should have depleted uranium in them. Would again help move the weight balance to close to 50/50. Would also free up cargo space, since you wouldn't need those sandbags in the back. And since everyone knows depleted uranium ammunition goes through everything, then by extension DU-filled tires should mean you can now go through everything, you'll never get stuck, you don't need snow tires or chains. Clearly a huge savings in money.
(BTW, the above was filled with sarcasm, irony, hyperbole and several other modes of communication.)