Dangerous Virus going around!!!

Post by **BCDelica** » Sun May 27, 2007 10:03 am

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest liquor store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Have a great Weekend everyone!!

(Blatantly stolen from another forum, but just too funny) :lol: :lol:

PcSpecialist · Post by **PcSpecialist** » Sun May 27, 2007 3:12 pm

I had that for a while, but when I hit 65 years old it miraculously disappeared..I think its a self limiting virus.

josh · Post by **josh** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:08 am

I think my wife has that virus, but successfully I have managed to sidestep it altogether!

Josh

Adrock · Post by **Adrock** » Mon May 28, 2007 6:24 pm

hey me too josh.

you goin back to work soon or something kev? haha

Post by **BCDelica** » Mon May 28, 2007 8:23 pm

Yeah, maybe one day. The weather was perfect for fishing today, it was just beautiful on the water. 8)

Adrock · Post by **Adrock** » Tue May 29, 2007 1:01 am

kev how do I get the virus you have?

Post by **BCDelica** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:16 am

Oh it's so easy.
Just enjoy life, take some chances.
Have some great car, bike, snow, grass, water smack-ups.
Wait twenty more years or so. If your lucky it may take up to forty years for results! Relax and enjoy, I'll happen.

:D

Kev - so beautiful on the water this morning planning on go out prawning and crabbing.

josh · Post by **josh** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:54 am

BCDelica wrote:so beautiful on the water this morning planning on go out prawning and crabbing.

Life sure is rough hey?

Josh

Adrock · Post by **Adrock** » Tue May 29, 2007 11:23 am

cool kev. I'm definitely on the way there. I sohuld probably get a job for now though.

collector · Post by **collector** » Wed May 30, 2007 3:02 pm

I keep using the antidote repeatedly, but I still end up in the same agony every Monday morning... :(
I guess I need a Lotto-ectomy to ease my suffering.....

visotzky · Post by **visotzky** » Wed May 30, 2007 4:15 pm

I got one more week of the Virus and then it's 3 months of blissfull Delica adventure. YEESSS it sure is hard going to work for the last week. :P