Impending Doom

[gtexjunkie]

Ok it has started, prepare now before it is too late. Don't be another statistic. Prepare now before it is too late.
In NFLD, govt highway signs say it all. My preparations for a zombie Apocalypse vehicle is now accelerating into high gear.
I am now looking for a few items that I still need. And help would be appreciated I need a flame thrower, a Phalanx CIWS, also an either a 20mm or 25mm chain gun. My solar powered electric zombie fence is almost finished with the install, I will post pics soon.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/offbeat/story/20 ... y-627.html

Even the US government is preparing
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

[deli1733]

Its funny how a few movies and video games polute peoples mind to the point they percieve it as reality. lol.

[Artacoma]

ts funny how a few movies and video games polute peoples mind to the point they percieve it as reality. lol.

You may laugh now but me I'm keeping a box of lp's handy in the back of my van!

[deli1733]

No I'm with you, but not for zombies. For the people who dont stock up on rice and canned goods when the buyable food runs out.

[FalcoColumbarius]

They're already here, I see them every day when I am driving (and walking).

[jessef]

Head for the mountains !

[Fishtank]

"Rule #2: Double Tap!"

This made me laugh, I'd love to see that on my drive to work.

[zu!]

Ah yes...one of my favourite topics

So...how many of you have a bag of essentials in your van to survive for, oh, a week maybe? Forget zombies for a minute (just one short minute gtj), think earthquake, tsunami...that kinda thing. All very plausible stuff. Could happen today, tomorrow, or right after I hit "send". How prepped are you?

I work in Richmond. I used to joke with my colleagues that the only thing for me to have in the boot of my car to survive, is an inflatable boat! They used to laugh. Until Japan.

OK, say Richmond doesn't sink. But all the bridges come down. Well, maybe the Alex Fraser is the only one left standing. Just imagine....Alex Fraser on any given day. Now imagine Alex Fraser as the only bridge to hordes of panicked folks trying to get home. Remember, the closest military (hence civil defence) unit is in, where, Edmonton? They closed the BC one right? I understand that the US base in Seattle is part of the rescue plan. And I understand that all the barges etc that ply the Fraser will be put into service as ferries. But how long will that take? What will you eat and drink?

So what have YOU got in your van to get you home to your loved ones?

[Luna-Sea]

Hey,
Now I understand why you wanted that
Fishslapper Skidplate.
If you are still on the island and
Are attacked by a very small Walker,
Please don't shoot ,its my son he is just teething!

Right on!

[gtexjunkie]

Due to Operational Security I can not specifically list all preparations. Survivors can be equally dangerous.
Skid plates are good, it prevents damage to you essential driving components when mowing. An angled bushguard is also an integral component. The current deli form is only good for small walkers. Look out for the really small ones in Nanimo as the could be teething offspring of other members.

72hours is the minimum preparedness you need to be for normal catastrophes, flood, fire, tsunamis, pestilence, etc. Have water purification and a ham radio, hams can get you to safe areas. Edged weapons are superior to bullets, but have both, you may need the range.

Never get out of the deli is a good rule

From the Zombieland movie here are some good ground rule to get you started.
1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
6. The “Skillet”
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Zipplock
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife

[almac]

Ok it has started, prepare now before it is too late. Don't be another statistic. Prepare now before it is too late.
In NFLD, govt highway signs say it all. My preparations for a zombie Apocalypse vehicle is now accelerating into high gear.
I am now looking for a few items that I still need. And help would be appreciated I need a flame thrower, a Phalanx CIWS, also an either a 20mm or 25mm chain gun. My solar powered electric zombie fence is almost finished with the install, I will post pics soon.

whAT!!?? no machette and shotgun?? WTF!?
shame on you man...
get your handloading and bulletcasting gear NOW!

[zu!]

Sure he did...this guy's got his act together man....

Edged weapons are superior to bullets, but have both, you may need the range.

In terms of Delica-preparedness, I once saw a picture of one in full riot truck gear...can't find it now.

[nxski]

This one? http://www.google.ca/m/search?site=imag ... a&sa=N#i=1

[gtexjunkie]

Machete, axes, bats, Molotov cocktails and crow bars are all my weapon of choice during the zombie appoco but sometimes you need a silenced long barrel or when the SHTF a scatter gun. Good reloading equip is also good, as there may be more materials available then loaded rounds. For extended long range use the 20mm or 25mm chain guns, combined with optics these bad boys can lay out zombies more the 2km away. The Phalanx is good for close in support but may make the deli top heavy, a small electric Gatling gun would be a better choice. While chain saws may sound great they, are slow to cut, run on fuel, not great when two or more zombies are within range, and the whole blood born pathogens thing.

Since the Rapture is over or just postponed, the time is nigh.

[gtexjunkie]

More info, it has to be true it is on the internet.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5- ... appen.html