movember + Delica = apparently creepy

[joshh]

So to start off this story I have a hideous upper lip sweater happening. I wanted to share my frustration with the forum caused by constant remarks about driving a van with curtains while rocking a "pedo-stache."

so this past weekend I went out to the pub for a friends birthday. It was 3 guys (I am the only one with a stache) and two girls left at the end of the night. So at last call in edmonton, getting a cab is near impossible. We got sick of trying to flag one down(1.5hrs later). I brought up the idea for everyone to come hang out in the van until we can call a cab to meet us there. It was -20, and im well stocked with sleeping bags and blankets. The girls walked up to the van and stopped, looked at my with a terrified expression, and asked if I was serious. I proceeded the only way I knew how... I offered them some leftover haloween candy.

As creepy as it looks I thought it was a very nice and thoughtful idea...

Any one else have movember stories?!

[nxski]

In a border line-up with a stash I found myself looking out of the driver side window. There was a park on that side and there happened to be some kids playing. I feel a slap on my left shoulder and my passenger proceeds to scold me for driving a pedo van with a stash while looking at children. Then she jokingly tells me that candy no longer works as bait and I should put a sign on the back saying "free puppies."

[tonydca]

.... I proceeded the only way I knew how... I offered them some leftover haloween candy....

Like a boss! That's great!!

[RichD]

Just FYI when you say that you are crossing the border with a stash, the conventional meaning may not be what you intend.

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Hint.

[nxski]

Double meanings can make stories more entertaining. Much like my statement in another thread about Hermione having a nice rack.

[joshh]

Haha. Free puppies would definetly work.

How does hermoine having a nice rack have another meaning? You have my utmost attention.

[FalcoColumbarius]

Haha. Free puppies would definetly work.

How does hermoine having a nice rack have another meaning? You have my utmost attention.

Kinda like saying that you "just gave your girl a Brazilian wax job." Of course as Delica aficionados we're talking about carnauba, right? ... Right?

....I proceeded the only way I knew how... I offered them some leftover haloween candy.

HAHAHA

Falco.