We need a joke thread!...I will get this ball rolling, sorry if I offend any of the hippies (WVOers).
A baby seal walks into a bar, says to the tender...Ill take anything except canadian club!
JOKES ONLY
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JOKES ONLY
Hey,
We need a joke thread!...I will get this ball rolling, sorry if I offend any of the hippies (WVOers).
A baby seal walks into a bar, says to the tender...Ill take anything except canadian club!
We need a joke thread!...I will get this ball rolling, sorry if I offend any of the hippies (WVOers).
A baby seal walks into a bar, says to the tender...Ill take anything except canadian club!
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Re: JOKES ONLY
A burly Scotch sergeant of the black watch walks into a pharmacy in Glasgow. Slaps a broken used condom on the counter and in
a heavy brogue asks "how much for a condom"? The pharmasist replies " 6 p". "How much to have it repaired?" "3P says the pharmasist". Jock scratches his chin then says "I'll be back",grabs his condom and leaves. He returns 10 minutes later throws the
condom across the counter and says "the regiments taken a vote, they've decided to have it repaired".
a heavy brogue asks "how much for a condom"? The pharmasist replies " 6 p". "How much to have it repaired?" "3P says the pharmasist". Jock scratches his chin then says "I'll be back",grabs his condom and leaves. He returns 10 minutes later throws the
condom across the counter and says "the regiments taken a vote, they've decided to have it repaired".
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Re: JOKES ONLY
I was sitting in front of the TV doing my normal surfing. The wife walks in after getting our daughter to bed and asks :
" Whats on the TV?"
I replied " dust"
Thats when the fight started
" Whats on the TV?"
I replied " dust"
Thats when the fight started
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