I don't know, Falco. I think you are pushing it with the "tolerate me" bit.FalcoColumbarius wrote:...new friends here, people who seem to understand me or at least tolerate me.

I've had my Delica for 16 months now. And yes, I've had or have a couple of minor issues. But in a 15 year old vehicle, that is to be expected. To put it into perspective, my previous vehicle (1991 Caprice, aka "the Mothership") had the following things go wrong in the time between ordering the delica in May and it's delivery in August: Alternator died which fried the battery, then the exhaust crapped out. So I spent about $1000 in repairs on a vehicle I only needed for another couple of weeks.
The Delica, on the other hand, has done 30,000 km in the last 16 months, including a trip to Inuvik and back, with nothing significant.
As others have said, used vehicles are a bit of a "luck of the draw", some are lucky, some are not (you and Green1 spring to mind). It sounds like much of your trouble would have been avoided if the dealer had done a proper prep on yours, and/or you and/or the dealer had known enough to take care of some of the basics before they became problems. That is where the forum is invaluable.
I understand your frustration and need to rant. Go ahead, I rant enough too. I hope you are willing to give your delica another chance. You don't say where you live, but if you are in the Vancouver or VI area, take it to one of the service places mentioned here on the forum, have them do a thorough inspection, and then make a decision. Hopefully, they can change your mind.
I love my Delica because of the versatility. But I do still need to give it TLC.