Welcome to the "Last Word Café".

[Mr. Flibble]

Sweet! Nice photo! If only we could commute down there for meet's too! :P

Let me know how the coffee goes!

[FalcoColumbarius]

I see Maddog has trimmed his beard. I have to share Mr. Flibble's sentiment ~ the Miss Lil' Bitchi and I would love to hang out at one of your deli meets, you guys seem like a decent lot, by and large. I have been toying with the idea of driving to Australia, via Japan, China, SE Asia.... still working out the logistics and figuring out the pocket book, too.

That is a lovely picture, Nitty ~ thank you so much for sharing it with us.

Falco.

[Nitty]

Hey Ya Falco yes, maddog has trimmed his beared, and his hair, tis for work lol,,,and thankyou for the comments on the pic,,, and drive here to australia wow now that would be a long drive wouldn't it? now that sure would be one hell of a experience, love your pic you put in the coffee lounge over in aus, that is so so so cool thanks heaps for that, anyways,,i am now shocky hunting, i need some for the front, but my my,,,,so so many to choose from and i have been chasing bilsteins for the front as i put bilsteins on the back, but now bilsteins apparently no makes them no more tis a pain, but oh well, tis all good, shall just start all over again lol,,,anyways, tis coffee time for me, so if anyone else wants one, i have the coffee ready sitting on the bench, help ya selves when your ready lol

cheers nitty

[FalcoColumbarius]

Okay..... we talk about law & order and how to run a society (I site the recent impaired driving thread).
What do you think about this!:



Falco.

[Nitty]

wow is my answer,,tis indepth to a point but tis so so so true well tis time for a coffee now that i watch all about snails, bodies, insides, outsides, gardens, birds and ministers of all sorts

how is you Falco ? and ya all

cheers nitty

[Golf Cart]

Okay..... we talk about law & order and how to run a society (I site the recent impaired driving thread).
What do you think about this!:



Falco.

I'll have some of what you're having

[FalcoColumbarius]

Right. So the philosophical discussion didn't quite take off ~ still on the ground. Not like these guys: Let's talk social studies!

This is a post in Delica Club Australia that I had to share. "Inclining Skoolie" is the original poster.




Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg .

Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety
lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real
examples that have been heard or reported:

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On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where
you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"

---o0o---

On another flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot
said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be
turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance
the appearance of your flight attendants."

----o0o---

On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your
belongings.. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's
something we'd like to have."

----o0o---

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out
of this airplane."

---o0o---

"Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

---o0o---

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport , a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

---o0o---

After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in the Karoo , a
flight attendant on a flight announced, "Please take care when opening
the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as
hell everything has shifted."

---o0o---

From a Kulula employee: " Welcome aboard Kulula 271 to Port Elizabeth .
To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and
pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't
know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public
unsupervised."

---o0o---

"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend
from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your
face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask
before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one
small child, pick your favourite."

---o0o---

Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but
we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember,
nobody loves you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines."

----o0o---

"Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an
emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."

---o0o---

"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings.
Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight
attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.."

---o0o---

And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Kulula Airlines is
pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in
the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"

---o0o---

Heard on Kulula 255 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town : The
flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump
and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the
airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."

---o0o---

Overheard on a Kulula flight into Cape Town , on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain really had to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to The Mother City. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

---o0o---

Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing:
"We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

---o0o---

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered
his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which
required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers
exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline. He said
that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the
passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?"
"Why, no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said,
"Did we land, or were we shot down?"

---o0o---

After a real crusher of a landing in Johannesburg , the attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.."

---o0o---

Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank
you folks for flying with us today.. And, the next time you get the
insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal
tube, we hope you'll think of Kulula Airways."

---o0o---

Heard on a Kulula flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke,
the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing.. If you can light
'em, you can smoke 'em."

---o0o---

A plane was taking off from Durban Airport . After it reached a
comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from Durban to Cape Town , The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOODNESS!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger then yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"
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Falco.

[Nitty]

KOOL tis funny me thoughts, but me aint been on a plane for,,mmm wow dont thinks i wanna either me kinda chicken
tis most definetly time for coffee and Falco,,mmm why is we backs at school ? tis awful scarey now we backs doing social studies oh dear,,,my, my,

cheers nitty

[bassnailer]

I went to the NightMarket last night in Richmond. I have this to report:

Meat. On stick. In a cup!

simple, yet effective.

[Super Exceeded]

I went to the NightMarket last night in Richmond. I have this to report:

Meat. On stick. In a cup!

simple, yet effective.

The best thing about the night markets is the meat on a stick venders!

[Slim]

Hi Falco, Nitty,
So where`s the coffee? I`ve been awake since 4am, really need one.
Just finished reading all this thread.
Somewhat entertaining to say the least.
I might have to find some of Green1`s posts for some light reading.
Oh well,I`m off to make a coffee.

Cheers all,
Slim.

[Nitty]

Hey Ya Slim,,,coffee is always ready in here i come in and just make one,,,everyone normally is asleep,,but i just wake em up any ways tis all good,,, and yep lots to read,,,but sheesh, tis confusing too sometimes
but only if ya read it wrong like i do sometimes
cheers nitty

[DelicaDJ]

As I live in Australia I can go to my local shop and buy as much Milo and Vegimite as I want.

I would like some Vegemite! I haven't had any in ages!

[fmande]

mmmm vegemite I like vegemite,tastes yummy.

Earl Grey tea for me now.

regards David

[FalcoColumbarius]

How close is Vegemite to Marmite, taste wise?